Bro Needs a Little Help
I know everyone is posting this but shit’s funny. One month from today and I want to be as drunk as this bro. That’s right I want to make the bad decision of wearing thong flip flops and a Hurley...
View ArticleDrunken Video Games vs. Drunk Video Game
Drunken NES – Nintendo Breathalyzer from EM Dash on Vimeo. People love to mix alcohol and video games. In fact, one of my favorite bars is Barcade in Brooklyn (yes, there have been day drinking days...
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I hope you are as drunk as this Rabbi 24/7
There is a Purim tradition to get trashed. This Hassid is doing just that. But do you think stepping on a collapsible table is going to throw off his groove? Fuck no. He rides it out like a pimp on...
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This is Not a Political Essay
Today. I want to briefly discuss elephants. Why? Because I don’t really known what else to talk about. My twatter is down and I’m unable to get any news. And the only way I take my news is on paper....
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Passover is the Best Over
Happy Passover all you Hipster Jew mother fuckers! I don’t know about you, but I’m about to enter a Manischewitz and chopped liver coma. It’s what Moses would want. They only want me for my Pimp Juice....
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